Good News Segment
🌞 THE BRIGHT SIDE
Something good happened? Send the story — photo or video welcome. We read every submission, the best ones go on air.
"The world isn't all bad. I know. Shocking. Send us the proof." — JOE
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Wild Facts Segment
🤯 SERIOUSLY?!
Know a fact so wild it sounds fake (but isn't)? Drop it here — Joe verifies it, Jimmy refuses to believe it.
"No WAY that's true. …It's true?!" — JIMMY
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Buy or ByeBye
🛒 AMAZON FINDS
Found something weird, brilliant, or completely unnecessary on Amazon? Send the link — Jimmy & Joe give it the live verdict.
"If it's stupid AND it works, we want it." — JIMMY
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JnJ Arcade
🕹️ BUILD US A CABINET
Every cabinet in the arcade is two old games smashed together. Pitch us yours — if it makes the cut we build it, and your name goes on it.
"He wants to combine two games that already didn't work. I've seen this before, Jimmy. It was called the nineties." — JOE
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Community Lab
🎨 FACE LAB
Design an LED expression for Jimmy or Joe, dot by dot. Best ones air on the show; legendary ones become part of their face forever. Patreon members get first crack at each new slot.
"They're letting the internet design my face. My actual face. I've seen what the internet does with power, Jimmy." — JOE
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Patreon Workshop
🖨️ MAKE OUR STUDIO YOURS
The set is a real, physical diorama. Model something for it, send us the STL, we print it. Your own work only. If it makes the cut it goes in the diorama and gets a thank-you on air.
"Someone is going to send us a tiny chair, Jimmy. We do not have a tiny room. …We have a tiny room." — JOE
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